By Nigel Hopkins
There are grander and more expensive cellar doors in the world, but for sheer originality and invention South Australia’s newly-opened d’Arenberg Cube is one-of-a-kind.
For leading Australian winemaker Chester Osborn, who we profiled in 2016 while the Cube was in development, it’s the realisation of a 14-year dream, but for the McLaren Vale wine region the development could bring tens if not hundreds of thousands more wine tourists to visit one of the world’s most unusual and dramatic cellar doors.
The five storey AUD$15 million glass, steel and concrete structure was inspired by Rubik’s Cube. The architectural twist is that the two top floors are rotated on their axis, just as if you’d twisted your Rubik’s Cube – which both architects and builders agree have made it the most difficult project on which they’ve ever worked.
As visitors approach the entrance there’s a haunting background sound created by a local DJ, but the instrument making it is a weather station. As the weather changes each of eight parameters (temperature, humidity and so on) talk to a unique musical playback system along a range of keys, tones and volume.
But it’s inside the d’Arenberg Cube where Chester’s colourful imagination has run riot, stretching the limits of technology and challenging visitors from the moment they enter through its mirrored doors.
Immediately guests are confronted by an upended black and white bull cradling a polygraph (lie detector) control panel, the first exhibit in what Chester describes as an “alternate realities museum” in which everything has more than one meaning, and everything is wine focussed.
“I never wanted it to be compared to MONA (Hobart’s famous Museum of Old and New Art),” Chester says.
“This is, after all, a cellar door – but it’s also an art gallery. Like MONA there’s a bit of sex and death in here, but it’s really all about wine and alternate realities. Everything has a double or triple meaning.”
Chester backs his art with 200ha of certified biodynamic vineyards, making d’Arenberg the largest biodynamic winemaker in Australia.
Next, two peep shows – one housed in a rusty old oven, the other in an ancient refrigerator – show six hours of six people (including Chester) partying while drinking Domaine de la Romanée-Conti, and there’s still so much to see.
There’s the Sensory Room, for example, with 44 wine flagons mounted on bicycle handlebars, each connected to a bike horn with rubber puffer. Beep the horn and inhale.
“We’re trying to get the senses really alive and excited by now,” Chester explains.
Given that d’Arenberg produces 72 different wines under 60 labels there are plenty of aromas to choose from.
Just around the corner is the 360 Experience with a circular video depicting various artists’ impressions of each group of d’Arenberg wines, or what Chester describes as “an inter-dimensional voyage through the alternate realities inspired by the visual art of our labels.”
Chester Osborn, 55, who says he likes to paint and sculpt when he’s not fully occupied as chief winemaker and futurist for the company his great grandfather Joseph Osborn founded 105 years ago, has filled any vacant space with art pieces he’s commissioned or collected over the years.
One of the most confronting is the Quiet Space Fermenter, a room that gives the impression of being inside a wine fermenter featuring thousands of dangling VHS video tapes on which images of treading feet are projected.
Chester calls this room “claustrophobic, like falling over and being completely immersed in a fermenter of black grapes.” At its centre is the quiet space with a 3D holograph of a skeleton arm, symbolic of both death and the iconic d’Arenberg wine The Dead Arm, courtesy of South Australian company Voxon Photonics.
There’s a lift to the upper floors but far more entertaining is the mirrored stairwell of caricatures from d’Arenberg’s range of wines by Australian cartoonists.
The second floor is a multi-function space for tastings and blending classes, while the third floor houses the d’Arenberg Cube restaurant.
With South African husband and wife team Brendan Wessels and Lindsay Dürr in charge of the kitchen, the menu options include a “long” degustation lunch, the Sisypheanic Euphoria (allow up to three hours) and an “extra long” lunch, the Pickwickian Brobdingnagian (allow at least four hours). It will be quite an experience, from the dining chairs that explode with colour and tables crafted from old oak barrels, to a 3D food printer in the kitchen.
The top floor is an all glass tasting room – even a glass ceiling, with 16 two-tonne glass panels topped with 16 massive umbrellas that automatically retract and fold in a gale.
Among the many hundreds of artistic creations filling the Cube, only once did Chester’s imagination beat the available technology. At the entrance, a sharp left turn was to lead to a small “wine fog room”, a vinous sensory overload with the visitor immersed in a thick fog of the wine of the day.
It will happen, but only when they’ve worked out how to prevent the wine fog from setting off the fire alarms.
The d’Arenberg Cube is open to the public. The cellar door is open daily 10am – 5pm.
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